librarian blog titles

It’s ridiculously hard to come up with a blog title. I couldn’t settle on anything for this one. There are so many librarian blogs labeling themselves “the ____ librarian”, it seems kind of ridiculous to follow that formula. But I was thinking about it. Below are some excellent ideas that would alliteratively combine things I like with the word “librarian”:

the leggings librarian
the lightsaber librarian
the laser light show librarian
the line of scrimmage librarian
the left-brained librarian
the lake effect librarian
the lacunae librarian
the lip-synch librarian
the lager librarian (this isn’t true; i prefer ales)
the lait cafe librarian
the linear b librarian
the lambswool librarian
the langlauf librarian
the largo librarian
the liberal arts librarian
the lasagne librarian
the laser printer librarian

I wonder if anyone would take The Lasagne Librarian seriously. If only one could really be a librarian of these things. A lightsaber library?!